photoshoot x bar crawl

SO BRUTAL IT GETS TWO SEVERED THUMBS UP!

FINALLY! ....I JUST REALIZED THAT I KEEP STARTING BLOG POSTS WITH THE WORD FINALLY... EITHER IM VERY UNORIGINAL OR IM ALWAYS WAITING FOR SOMETHING TO COME OUT!, ANYWAY, IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS CD FOR A LONG TIME! ITS NOT AS AMAZING AS I HAD HOPED BUT ITS DEF. PRETTY BRUTAL. REMEMBER! BUY GOOD MUSIC! BORROW AVERAGE.

THE FULLY FUNCTIONAL DESIGN DESK

I FINALLY GOT THE DESK OF MY DREAMS. ITS 7' LONG X 3' W. NOW I CAN SKETCH, BLOG ON MY IBOOK, DESIGN ON MY 30" MONITOR, AND FACEBOOK ON MY IPAD ALL AT THE SAME TIME....AHHHH I NEED AN ASSISTANT!

SKULL CANDY / DESIGNERD

FINALLY GOT MY NEW SKULL CANDIES IN. CMYK / CYAN MAGENTA AND BLACK ...FO LIFE FOOL! DESIGNERD.

STORM SHADOW AT WALMART

ITS FUN TO WEAR THE STORM SHADOW MASK AND JUST HANG OUT IN THE COSMETICS SECTION AT WALMART.

FOOD LION HAND DRYER

I DONT THINK THAT THE HAND DRYER IS SUPPOSED TO ACTUALLY DISPLACE THE SKIN. IT FELT LIKE A JET WAS TAKING OFF ON MY KNUCKLES.

NEW CUP!

I PICKED UP THIS SWEET CUP AT A LOCAL HARRIS TEETER FOR A MEASLY 5$! WHAT A STEAL!

IT READS" FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, EVEN FEWER MEN ACT IT!"

ACT IT IS UNDERLINED FOR EXTRA EMPHASIS.

SKEEBALL SUCKA!

UNSTOPPABLE

JOE DIRTE.

BUSINESS UP FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK.

ZACH IS PRAYING FOR SOME REASON...

WE MAY NEVER KNOW WHY.

WATERMANS CRUSHFEST!

A SKETCH FOR ESG

DRAWING ON A RAINY SATURDAY IN APRIL.

HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS.

I TRIED TO TALK TO A GIRL ALL NIGHT ...NO SUCCESS. THIS GUY SLEEPS, AND NEARLY ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE. .... (NEW SLEEPING AT THE BAR PICK UP STRATEGY ACQUIRED!)

SPRING CLEANING

WELL I REALLY WOULDN'T CALL IT CLEANING. I JUST KIND OF ORGANIZED THE SHIT ON MY DESK AND CLEANED OF ALL THE MARKER AND COFFEE STAINS. (THE MAJORITY OF THOSE COFFEE STAINS WERE TODD ASKINS). IT FEELS GOOD TO GET SOME ORGANIZATION IN YOUR WORK PLACE. ITS LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

YES. THE IPAD IS ACQUIRED.

DESPITE ALL OF THE HATING THAT WENT ON... I STILL PURCHASED ONE. I MESSED WITH ONE AT BEST BUY, AND I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I HAD ONE THE NEXT DAY.

IT REALLY IS DOPE.

FINE DINING.

VIRGINIA STRIPED BASS AT A CASINO IN ERIE PA. I LOST IN THE CASINO, AND WON AT THE RESTAURANT. IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE AREA CHECK OUT THIS DISH. PHENOM.

FUN WITH FABRIC MARKERS

MY FRIEND JUST HAD A BABY. HE THEN GOT A BLANKET. THEN HE CUT THE BLANKET INTO MANY SQUARES. HE THEN PUT THESE SQUARES INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILED THE SQUARES OUT TO HIS FRIENDS.

HE THEN RECEIVED ALL OF THE SQUARES EXCEPT FOR ONE. AFTER A MONTH OF WAITING. HE FINALLY RECIEVED THE LAST SQUARE THAT YOU SEE PICTURED HERE.

SORRY DUDE...

put put pirate style...

SO BRUTAL ITS LIKE BEING FROZEN IN CARBONITE WHILE YOUR ON FIRE.

BEARD MASTER...

CONDITIONS AT WORK TAKE A TURN FOR THE WORST...

SPRING TIME BRINGS BIRDS AND FLOWERS... AND THE DAMN SUN BLASTING IN THREW THE SKY LIGHT ON TO MY COMPUTER SCREEN. I HAVE TO SIT WITH A POSTER BOARD ON MY HEAD FOR HALF OF THE DAY...AWESOME.

JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE

GOVERN LIFE!

CHECK OUT THE TEES AND HATS OVER AT WWW.GOVERNLIFE.COM. IM USUALLY NOT A FAN OF HAVING A SEAGUL OVER MY HEAD. THIS USUALLY MEANS THAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO GET SHAT ON... BUT MAYBE WITH THIS SEAGUL ON MY HAT THIS WILL SCARE AWAY OTHER SEAGULLS! SO GO GET YOUR DAMN GOVERN LIFE HATS ON AND STOP GETTIN SHITTED ON!

PARTY!

AKOO ON VIBE ONLINE

IN THIS VIDEO YOU WILL GET A LITTLE IN DEPTH REVIEW ON WHAT AKOO IS REALLY ABOUT, BY RALPH REYNOLDS. HE EXPLAINS WHERE SOME OF THE ICONOGRAPHY IN THE BRAND COMES FROM AS WELL AS THEMES, AND EVEN A LITTLE ABOUT T.I. PART 2 OF THE VIDEO IS SOON TO FOLLOW.

mr mustache

an oldy but a goody

THE SHILLS

HERE IS A CLOSE UP OF MY PAINTING. ENJOY.

finally!!!

I FINALLY FINISHED MY FIRST LARGE PAINTING. WEIGHING IN AT 17 LBS. 3' H X 4' W!

HERE I HAVE PHOTOGRAPHED SOME OF THE TEDIUS PROCESS THAT I UNDERTOOK TO COMPLETE THIS PROJECT. I NORMALLY WORK WITH CANVAS' THAT ARE ABOUT 1/2 THIS SIZE SO, PREPARING FOR THIS PROJECT WAS A BIT NERVE WRECKING. AT FIRST I WANTED A CENTRAL IMAGE THAT WAS VERY WELL THOUGHT OUT AND SHOWED THAT THE PAINTING WAS COMPLETE AND MEANINGFUL. AFTER WEEKS OF CONCEPTUALIZING, I REALIZED THAT NO IDEA THAT I WAS COMING UP WITH WOULD MATCH THE IMAGE THAT I WANTED TO PORTRAY. I THEN DECIDED TO GO WITH THE EXACT OPPOSITE AND PAINT SOMETHING WITH LITTLE TO NO MEANING AND JUST HAVE FUN. I USUALLY DONT DO THIS, BUT I AM PRETTY HAPPY WITH THE OUTCOME!

soon there will be no artists...

Only robots that will imitate and destroy human artist. VIVA LA RESISTANCE!

Robotagger: GML + ABB4400 from Golan Levin on Vimeo.

COUSINS! BY VAMPIRE WEEKEND!

Vampire Weekend bring you this energetic clip for "Cousins" the debut video off their upcoming album "Contra" due in stores worldwide the week of January 11. I Bought the album today and it is very fun and fresh, much like there first cd.

this shit is redumbtarded.

your moms box smells like a muskrat! .... lyrical genius. All others beware.

real models...

eat...and look dope doing it!

DESKTOP

DOODLES... MY LIFE REVOLVES AROUND A CUP OFF COFFEE AND A GREAT DEAL OF DOODLES.

POINT OF PURCHASE

POINT OF PURCHASE FOR A.K.O.O. (A KING OF ONESELF) CLOTHING BRAND. THIS LOCATION IS AT THE PATRICK HENRY MALL IN NEWPORT NEWS VA. AT A STORE CALLED "LOG IN".

THIS IS A DENIM BANNER W/ TASSELS, PRINT AND EMBROIDERY. CHECK OUT AKOO HERE!

CHEK IT OUT!

HERE! AND ALSO HERE!