WATERMANS CRUSHFEST!

A SKETCH FOR ESG

DRAWING ON A RAINY SATURDAY IN APRIL.

HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS.

I TRIED TO TALK TO A GIRL ALL NIGHT ...NO SUCCESS. THIS GUY SLEEPS, AND NEARLY ENGAGES IN INTERCOURSE. .... (NEW SLEEPING AT THE BAR PICK UP STRATEGY ACQUIRED!)

SPRING CLEANING

WELL I REALLY WOULDN'T CALL IT CLEANING. I JUST KIND OF ORGANIZED THE SHIT ON MY DESK AND CLEANED OF ALL THE MARKER AND COFFEE STAINS. (THE MAJORITY OF THOSE COFFEE STAINS WERE TODD ASKINS). IT FEELS GOOD TO GET SOME ORGANIZATION IN YOUR WORK PLACE. ITS LIKE A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

YES. THE IPAD IS ACQUIRED.

DESPITE ALL OF THE HATING THAT WENT ON... I STILL PURCHASED ONE. I MESSED WITH ONE AT BEST BUY, AND I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF. I HAD ONE THE NEXT DAY.

IT REALLY IS DOPE.

FINE DINING.

VIRGINIA STRIPED BASS AT A CASINO IN ERIE PA. I LOST IN THE CASINO, AND WON AT THE RESTAURANT. IF YOU'RE EVER IN THE AREA CHECK OUT THIS DISH. PHENOM.

FUN WITH FABRIC MARKERS

MY FRIEND JUST HAD A BABY. HE THEN GOT A BLANKET. THEN HE CUT THE BLANKET INTO MANY SQUARES. HE THEN PUT THESE SQUARES INTO AN ENVELOPE AND MAILED THE SQUARES OUT TO HIS FRIENDS.

HE THEN RECEIVED ALL OF THE SQUARES EXCEPT FOR ONE. AFTER A MONTH OF WAITING. HE FINALLY RECIEVED THE LAST SQUARE THAT YOU SEE PICTURED HERE.

SORRY DUDE...